getoutoftherecat:

cat. what are you doing. cat. get out of there. you don’t need my shirts. you have fur.

collegehumor:

Big Cats Love Boxes, Too!

Cardboard is actually the king of the animal kingdom 

tags: #twobrokeninjas

twobrokeninjas:

so basically your name is like the presidents dick, spread all over with a love/hate relationshit across a country

fuck man you should do something about that

too late
shit be spread faster than peanut butter
all up and tight on that slice of bread

everyone knows and they either want it or too scared to get it
or theyre mouth is full and shut
thats the options in play

tags: #prigofparis #story post #shadowstuck

prigofparis:

It only came as an afterthought to Raphael that he might need a weapon of some kind. His fists were only so useful last time, and who knows what he’d be up against in this godforsaken land? Oh well. He was in the Channel with his intoxicated wolf friend so he might as well suck it up and be as ready as possible.

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Your shadow laughed at you. “Oh Dani, are you going to keep playing dumb with me? Such a shame. But that’s okay, I’ll be happy to list all of your failures for you.”

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tags: #apuresilverhammer

apuresilverhammer:

it’s a crocker drone.

since when does betty crocker dabble in troll culture

tags: #apuresilverhammer

apuresilverhammer:

are they red and spiky?

i didnt get a good luck at the drone since it shoved a box at me
but im p damn sure it was red
why do you ask

tags: #apuresilverhammer

apuresilverhammer:

the batterwitch gets her awful red spoon into everything.

yeah yeah and the evil of her vile ways
i know
ive heard it before
but are you telling me these drones are connected to betty crocker

of course that’s the only thing you do with a box given to you by a suspicious robot

exactly
second best thing is to cut the box into shreds before trashing it